This is, perhaps, more succinct

My buddy James made this, it's even better than the cockroach.

Here's what I got for you:

This Unspeakable Crime
A found poem, taken from the Vatican Press' 1962 "On the Manner of Proceeding in Cases of Solicitation" as it alludes to "Sacrum Poenitentiae".

Whether by words or signs or nods of the head
Whether by touch or by writing whether then or after read

Whether he has had with that penitent
            prohibited
            and improper
            speech
            or activity

With reckless daring