The AL East is kind of like a soap opera, anyway

Emmy-award winner A Martinez should fire his agent if he can't get anybody to make a movie about Johnny Damon ASAP.

"Shut it down" Sweeney lights it up

Congressman John Sweeney (represents New York's 20th, just north of the metro Albany district of Creepy Unblinking Robot Mike McNulty) who was awarded a seat on the powerful Hosue Ways and Means committee for helping to orchestrate the phony "Flordian" demonstrations demanding an end to the recounting of the 2000 President election vote, went to Schenectady for the wake of a close friend and got drunk off his ass at a frat party at Union College.

I especially love the part where he's trying to talk about policy to drunken 19 year old frat boys and he's slurring his speech.