The federal Books Progress Administration

So does anybody (who I see in person) want to borrow either Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs, Now I Can Die In Peace: How ESPN's Sports Guy Found Salvation, With a Little Help From Nomar, Pedro, Shawshank and the 2004 Red Sox, Confessions of a Tax Collector or Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans? Because they're just sitting around my apartment like shiftless hippies.